Darrell Buffoon

Oh Darrell! He’s such a buffoon.

He’s never serious not if he landed on the moon.

When school comes, I worry about Darrell.

He’s the class clown like monkies in a barrel.

In science, Darrell forgot his report on the moon.

Darrell thought it was already mid-June.

In Social Studies he didn’t know we had a test.

So Darrell distracted us to look at our guess. What a pest!

In Language Darrell wrote nothing but junk.

You probably already knew he’s a flunk.

In Reading, Darrell didn’t know where we were in the book,

So Darrell yelled for help and bothered the cook.

In Math, Darrell didn’t know two times two.

In Health, Darrell didn’t know what food to chew.

In Art, Darrell drew the ugliest cartoon.

In Music, Darrell couldn’t sing a single tune.

How come Darrell’s so bad, I wonder.

Was he struck by lighting and thunder?

All I know is the teachers don’t give him enough detention

Because when Darrell’s home with his mom he pays attention.