School lunch

My friend bought school lunch yesterday,

He is plainly my hero,

As soon as he took a bite he died,

Because it was filled with vitamin zero.

Kiki took a bacon burger,

That was filled with lard,

Connie took some turkey,

And said it was rock hard.

The lunch ladies got trapped in school that night,

And were forced to eat their chowder,

When the janitor came to check on the ladies,

All he found was powder.